I Wanna Play Piano in a Whorehouse

I wanna play piano in a whorehouse

that has been my one desire

some people may be farmers or ranchers

out in Butte

I just want to play in a house of ill repute

you may laugh at this, my humble occupation

but carnal cop-u-lation's here to stay

I don't want fame or riches

I just want to play for those old bitches

I want to play pi-a-no in a whorehouse