My Funny Valentine

Behold the way

our fine-feathered friend

His virtue doth parade.

Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend

The picture thou hast made.

Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair

Conseal thy good intent.

Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere

And slightly dopey gent,

Refrain:

You're my funny valentine.

Sweet comic valentine.

You make me smile with my heart.

Your looks are laughable,

Unphotographable

Yet, you're my fav'rite work of art.

Is your figure less than GreeK?

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak,

Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me,

Not if you care for me.

Stay little valentine, stay.

Each day is Valentine's Day.