Tribute To Homestar Runner

I don't want your wimpy mouse

I don't want your lame bunny

I want my armless white dude

'Cause I think he's pretty funny

Keep away your spitting cat

Keep away your stupid duck

Give me my Homestar Runner

'Cause it is on him I'm stuck

At the end of my hard day

Homestar takes the pain away

It could heal my broken heart

Just to watch this work of art

Homestar Runner, I don't know what I'd do without you!

Strong Bad is a Mexican wrestler,

Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend

The Cheat and Strong Mad can't say Douglas

And Pom Pom bubbles to no end

Strong Sad sadly rambles on

Coach Z can't say "job" to save his life

Your business is The Poopsmith's business

The King of Town has no wife

At the end of my hard day

Homestar takes the pain away

It could heal my broken heart

Just to watch this work of art

Homestar Runner, I don't know what I'd do without you!

Hooooome-staaaar run

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